Promoting, demoting? Astrology is really gonna get screwy, three years ago, gemmi was moving into Pluto becoming Mars, meant I was going to have a great day, but then oops, sorry Pluto is not a Planet we miscalculated, it actually means you gonna die.

Pluto is interesting for the fact, among other things, that it was inferred before it was discovered. Something inexplicable was having an effect on the orbits of the known and trusted big planets. This effect of the invisible from the cold darkness of the unknown upon the familiar and stable surly guarantees Pluto a major position in any worthwhile contemporary mythology.

This is all very well, until we discover the true ruler of Virgo...