Cheap Toy Round-Up 2007


	Cheap Toy Round-Up 2007
CrazyRedHead
12-4-2007 10:07 AM
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Cheap-ass toys, complete with free lead paint and instructions in Chinglish
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/30dae812-05ab-47d4-8236-1bd842df0244/C19FDC0E-4562-490A-8D54-989FEB665EDD/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007" href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007" style="font-size: 11px;">www.avclub.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/6BFF1A61-7275-4679-9E68-9355DF8BCEA7" alt="Pirate Coffin" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007">Jack Sparrow In Escape Coffin</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007">$2.48</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/D622153B-B052-4CAD-8787-C46DDBE151CA" alt="Spring snake delicious" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007">Delicious Can ($.33)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007">In length and girth, the fake snake is, umm, penis-sized and shaped.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/6A495EC9-549A-4E9F-BAE9-64740E2D6186" alt="stretchghetti" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007">Chef Mario's Dining Disasters</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007">So how exactly does a tiny dish filled with rubbery fake spaghetti and little plastic rats and roaches constitute a "toy?"</blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2" href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2" style="font-size: 11px;">www.avclub.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/8532DB81-EAD8-4119-A44F-3B23791D829E" alt="Beetle Barn" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2">Beetle Barn Lifecycle Kit </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2">Send coupon to get your LIVE LARVAE!</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/F72CECD4-A03E-4178-8F56-034D509E093A" alt="Human Torch" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2">Flying Human Torch</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/2">looking remarkably like what would come out of the wrong end of a Great Dane who sucked down a bunch of molten orange plastic</blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3" href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3" style="font-size: 11px;">www.avclub.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/B7C6F372-885E-46EC-AF45-54D7BD4EB432" alt="Natural World" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3">Natural World Elephant </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3">elephants? According to this toy, they scream like a woman in agony. Was there a messy, fatal factory accident just as these were being made, or what?</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/FDF6974D-0D3C-4265-A04E-94924A231D09" alt="Mobile Phone" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3">Electronic Mobile Phone ($1)</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/3">Some of the buttons make irritating noises</blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4" href="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4" style="font-size: 11px;">www.avclub.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/C9943D2C-DACC-4E22-9245-E3FC6F3134E1" alt="Magic Wishes" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">Magic Wishes Talking Bubble Wand</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">You're supposed to blow a bubble, make a wish</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">catch the bubble on the mermaid's magic '70s disco mandala headband</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">she'll answer your question with a canned phrase like "No way!" "Maybe!"</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/E487142F-EB0E-4618-85A9-5CF1022DEB9C" alt="Barbie game" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">Queen Of The Prom</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">Poker Night</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/0C2C922C-120C-4C65-A639-B81B90BB6505" alt="Pink Poker" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.avclub.com/img/393885F9-7883-4387-B2DE-8FFBF261886E" alt="rubber dolphin" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/cheap_toy_round_up_2007/4">Rubber Dolphin ($.33)</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/C19FDC0E-4562-490A-8D54-989FEB665EDD/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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