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	COW CAPITALISM

robertsurfdude6

5-15-2007 6:34 PM

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i like the Hindu one

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/95478d32-4a84-42af-beac-b828999ebdc4/C1468CE9-7AE5-4A2A-A431-CF9ED6B80DE9/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html" href="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.robinsweb.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><P align="left">
<B><BIG>TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM</BIG></B><BIG>
	</BIG><IMG width="123" height="95" border="0" align="middle" src="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cowleft.gif" /><BIG>
</BIG><FONT color="#ce0000"><BIG>You have two cows. You sell one and buy
	a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire
	on the income. </BIG></FONT>
	</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION</B> 
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the <BR /><DIV>
	milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>A GERMAN CORPORATION</B> 
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, <BR /><DIV>
	eat once a month, and milk themselves.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>ITALIAN CORPORATION</B> 
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for <BR /><DIV>
	lunch.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>A CHINESE CORPORATION</B> 
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full 
employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who <BR /><DIV>
	reported the numbers.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>A HINDU CORPORATION</B> <BR /><DIV>
	You have two cows. You worship them.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>A BRITISH CORPORATION</B> <BR /><DIV>
	You have two cows. Both are mad.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/cow_capitalism.html"><B>A FRENCH CORPORATION</B> <BR /><DIV>
	You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/C1468CE9-7AE5-4A2A-A431-CF9ED6B80DE9/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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