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	What Would You Do If You Had A Penis For A Day?

skwirlinator

9-1-2008 12:04 PM

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9-1-2008 12:09 PM

skwirlinator

LoLo, you should never wield a penis in anger.

I wouldn’t be able to resist getting it hard then taping a paintbrush to it and painting a penis picture.

LOL, you don't need a brush - Just think fingerpaint but with penis!

I would do the twist naked, with an erection, and watch it bouncing all over the place. I’d probably giggle a lot.

Who wouldn’t be aroused by the sight of a naked man with an erection, doing the twist while giggling?

I must caution not to zip your pants until you’ve safely tucked the little handsome devil out of harms way. The underside is very, very tender. Most little boys make this error only once.

9-1-2008 12:10 PM

skwirlinator

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9-1-2008 12:19 PM

skwirlinator

Dildo Saggins
wrote on September 01 2008:

The truth is, if women think it would be fascinating to have a penis, they would be right, judging by the behavior of my friends and me through the years. When we were teens, we were always whipping it out. When girlfriends were over, we would play a game where we would whip it out behind her back while she was talking, and no one would let her in on the joke.

LOL, I rememb...nevermind

I would like to have a dark 15 inch penis with about 4 inch diameter. Rock hard, I would stab people in the chest and then utter the famous phrase, “Stick around.”

Not every girl wants to know… atleast not ME… I mean I Adore my ...
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9-1-2008 2:16 PM

tanyamm

I guess if I had the mind set of a man to go with it I'd be able to find out why men are so fascinated with their own and the penises of other men. I know my grandson (he's only 4 years old) thinks his is just the greatest thing he's got and would love to show it off a lot more than he does.

9-1-2008 7:51 PM

scarecrow2007

This is too funny! I've been away from CM for a while and this is the first thing facing me when I clicked on iy! I had to LOL!

9-2-2008 6:23 AM

coconutshell

This cracked me up. Good one, Skwirl.

9-2-2008 8:07 PM

debbyski

Baby, I have had a penis for more than one day in ways that you cannot possibly imagine

9-2-2008 10:09 PM

skwirlinator

I have a VIVID imagination

9-3-2008 8:35 AM

debbyski

I can't figure out what's wrong but I'm not getting half of my email comments from CM. It may be that my email provider is recognizing them as spam. I'm gonna have to write Eric and find out exactly what address they send it from so I can write my email provider and ask them to deliver it. I've had the issue before and it stinks!

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