Computer Stupidities (Help Desk)


	Computer Stupidities (Help Desk)

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11-23-2008 6:27 AM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/c9925229-f191-4c5a-823c-49cb5c58ed00/BFD443E9-8A7A-4D80-BE0B-1F187278BBE2/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml" href="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">rinkworks.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><UL>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Well, just go to [URL]."</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "How do I do that?"</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Type it in in your web browser."</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "Huh?"</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Ok...sir...do you have Internet access?"</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "Huh? No. No Internet. I don't even have a computer."</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Ok, sir, you need a computer and an Internet account to access web sites."</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "Oh. Well, it didn't say that when I mailed in the membership card. I want my money back."</LI>
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<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Student:</SPAN> "I'm not on a web site. I'm on www.ask.com."</LI>
</UL></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P>Emailed to the owner of a web page:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P class="excerpt">
I got here by some nefarious route. I was trying to get to <EM>[an email
address]</EM> or other similar sites. I distinctly dislike being hijacked in
cyberspace to see something I did not ask to see. If this happens again
I will make a formal complaint to my local federal district attorney. Thank
you. Do not do this again.
</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P>A customer emailed the following to his ISP:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P class="excerpt">
hello, I have just published my first web page.  What is my
address?  Never mind, found it, thank you."
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