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Computer Stupidities (Help Desk)
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/c9925229-f191-4c5a-823c-49cb5c58ed00/BFD443E9-8A7A-4D80-BE0B-1F187278BBE2/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml" href="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml" style="font-size: 11px;">rinkworks.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><UL> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Well, just go to [URL]."</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "How do I do that?"</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Type it in in your web browser."</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "Huh?"</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Ok...sir...do you have Internet access?"</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "Huh? No. No Internet. I don't even have a computer."</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Tech Support:</SPAN> "Ok, sir, you need a computer and an Internet account to access web sites."</LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Customer:</SPAN> "Oh. Well, it didn't say that when I mailed in the membership card. I want my money back."</LI> </UL></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><UL> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><SPAN class="speaker">Student:</SPAN> "I'm not on a web site. I'm on www.ask.com."</LI> </UL></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P>Emailed to the owner of a web page:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P class="excerpt"> I got here by some nefarious route. I was trying to get to <EM>[an email address]</EM> or other similar sites. I distinctly dislike being hijacked in cyberspace to see something I did not ask to see. If this happens again I will make a formal complaint to my local federal district attorney. Thank you. Do not do this again. </P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P>A customer emailed the following to his ISP:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml"><P class="excerpt"> hello, I have just published my first web page. What is my address? Never mind, found it, thank you." </P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BFD443E9-8A7A-4D80-BE0B-1F187278BBE2/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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