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	US Less Safe with Palin No Longer Keeping Eye on Russia

leevardi

8-3-2009 7:41 AM

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8-3-2009 2:42 PM

chestnut501

8-6-2009 2:30 PM

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It's also going to be less secure for liberals now because she's going to be flying around in a helicopter shooting at them.

8-6-2009 2:39 PM

chestnut501

Forget the liberals, shoot the socialists.

8-6-2009 2:42 PM

chestnut501

Which by the way, is the reason I didn't vote for Obama despite the fact that I'm a Democrat. I figure when your leadership is marching you over the cliff you either go with the other party or you go it alone.

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