A woman from Austin , who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased
several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis , Texas . There was a
huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view
the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared
the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her! In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall
incurred several splinters of wood in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away.
She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came
to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with
great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he
would see if he could help. The impatient patient sat, and waited for
three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What
took you so long?"
He smiled and said, "Well, I had to get permits f

hey the last one got cut off - probably reached the text limit - can you repost it in the comments?

the first one was good!

He smiled and said, "Well, I had to get permits from US Environmental
Service, the Texas Parks and Wildlife and Keep Texas Beautiful before I
could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but
they turned me down."


!! GOD BLESS TEXAS !!

@ alanocu Here is a good one by way from righthand

I woke up my cat when I started laughing; he turned around and walked-out of the room after giving me a dirty look

that one from righthand is twisted

That makes my night , I came picture it. Thanks for sharing

...and back to your friend, bin lad.

I hear that he attends the same doctor as Castro, so don't be getting out the dancing shoes any day soon. Ha ha.