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	These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins:
Steve148
2-19-2009 2:26 PM
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2-19-2009 4:10 PM
tanyamm
2-19-2009 5:02 PM
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
16. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,"><DIV>9. <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts"><SPAN id="lw_1235071013_3" class="yshortcuts">Irving Benson</SPAN></SPAN> and Jessie Carter were married on <SPAN id="lw_1235071013_4" class="yshortcuts">October 24</SPAN> in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,"><DIV>17. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts">on Friday afternoon</SPAN>.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,"><DIV>23. <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts"><SPAN id="lw_1235071013_9" class="yshortcuts">Weight Watchers</SPAN></SPAN> will meet at 7 PM at the <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts"><SPAN id="lw_1235071013_10" class="yshortcuts">First Presbyterian Church</SPAN></SPAN>. Please use large double door at the side entrance.  </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,">The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,"><DIV>16. Potluck supper <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts">Sunday at 5:00 PM</SPAN> - prayer and medication to follow.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,"><DIV>10. A bean supper will be held <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts">on Tuesday evening</SPAN> in the <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts"><SPAN id="lw_1235071013_5" class="yshortcuts">church hall</SPAN></SPAN>. Music will follow.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc365.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&.rand=2019061215&da=0&midIndex=4&mid=1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs&prevMid=1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4&nextMid=1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo&m=1_84519_AAFVv9EAASNMSZ2X%2FAIoTX25NIQ,1_81917_AAVVv9EAATi0SZ1ODgeocwX2g3w,1_76221_AAZVv9EAAN%2FYSZymFwBYPCQCh8Y,1_76842_AARVv9EAAVoTSZy2ZQaBUgWsDI4,1_71683_AAhVv9EAADDISZxkEwLFwDjFQBs,1_69064_AANVv9EAAH8zSZwriwoIm2maEWo,1_1368_AAVVv9EAAA%2BpSZnvDA6lUX17%2B9E,1_3333_AAFVv9EAAQUsSZgnaAV1fXwPk2M,"><FONT size="5"><SPAN>Ladies, don't forget the <SPAN class="EC_yshortcuts"><SPAN id="lw_1235071013_2" class="yshortcuts">rummage sale</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="4"><SPAN>. </SPAN></FONT><FONT size="5"><SPAN><DIV>It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.</DIV></SPAN></FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BF4B4492-AB49-492C-86F4-C782B5B26C12/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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