<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/a5870ae6-4a21-4670-9272-8028274ec7a1/BE6CAE15-1EFD-4F7F-BABA-0C03F85E70A2/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.pridestomb.com/2006/06/guinness.html" href="http://www.pridestomb.com/2006/06/guinness.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.pridestomb.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.pridestomb.com/2006/06/guinness.html"><h3 class="entry-header">Guinness</h3> <div class="entry-content"> <div class="entry-body"> <div><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a pub and take a seat at the bar.&nbsp; All three gentlemen order a Guinness and are soon served three tall pints.</span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><div>At just that moment, three flies wander in from the outside and, as luck would have it, land squarely in the center of each glass of Guinness.</div><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><div>The Englishman looks down at the fly with disgust, huffs loudly and pushes the pint away.</div><br></span></div> <div><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">The Scotsman scowls at the swimming fly, scoops it out, then proceeds to drink his Guinness.</span></div> <p><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">The Irishman wrinkles up his face in anger, grabs the fly by the wings and begins to shake it vigorously above the glass screaming "Spit it out ya bastard!"</span></p></div></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BE6CAE15-1EFD-4F7F-BABA-0C03F85E70A2/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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