Anyway, some targeted warnings should probably be sufficient. Sort of like

“Government Warning: Smoking in combat can be hazardous to your health.” Or …

Government Warning: Tobacco is the other leading cause of chest wounds that suck.

Government Warning: Dip sinks lips.

Government Warning: Hey GI, cancer has you in its crosshairs.

Government Warning: Good luck claiming your emphysema is service-related.

Government Warning: First, second and third man on the match get their lungs removed!

Government Warning: Cancer, the over-the-horizon killer.

Government Warning: Smoking, the silent but deadly way of killing a man they didn’t teach you in basic training.

Government Warning: Tobacco, when you absolutely, positively want to die horribly in 25 years.

Hey, those aren’t bad, though the last one may sound like good odds in some circumstances. I didn’t exactly set out to do some Pentagon wonk’s work for him, but are there any grants out there for this kind of th