Stupid Car Thief of the Week


	Stupid Car Thief of the Week

librarycat513

6-22-2007 12:36 AM

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stupid, funny crooks, funny

librarycat513 says:

If you're going to steal something, make it something you actually know how to get away in. Better yet, go make your own money and buy your own stuff.

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