Sometimes you just have to grab a 30.06, a haversack of dry rations, and go hunting the undead. Mind you, I am not all that supportive of the idea as a Reaper may be confused with the Dietary Challenged Afterlife Figures so I will give you a quick lesson in the way to tell the Reaper from the Hungry Dead...

1) Reapers tend to wear Robes - Zombies do not.
2) Reapers are fastidious about their appearance - Zombies look like they wear their clothes in meat-packing plants, stockyards and the occasional Rob Zombie Movie.
3) Reapers carry Scythes and can sometimes be seen on Pale Horses - Zombies can't handle anything more complex than a club and will eat a horse!
4) Reapers travel alone - Zombies travel in Packs usually
5) Reapers collect souls - Zombies collect blood and cranial fluids, usually on their faces and chests.

I hope this has helped.

Whew! that was close... I saw a lawyer and a robed guy good think I took out the lawyer !

Good... Us reapers have a great union to handle things like that... Plus lawyers we never have to collect anyway. There souls drag them down before we even arrive at the location!
If you like my off-brand sense of humor, I will suggest you might like the book, "A Dirty Job" by Chris Moore. It is one of the funniest takes on a soul collector and all the troubles he suffers through (especially the ones who do not want to go!) since Terry Pratchett's "Reaperman"

And Revenant is the main character in my book and sometimes I can not help myself and write as he thinks.. I am glad you liked it!

Dave M.

Something needs to be done, these zombies are everywhere, and they have started clogging the tubes. There must be something done. Something is up because they are getting more and more desperate. In some cases good honest are being surrounded and devoured.