Search Options
close
Search the following clips:
All Clips
Everyone's Clips
My Guides
Sign Up
Install
Learn More
Login
Lingo
tismesara
follow
1
10-22-2007 7:35 PM
371 views
tags:
funny
,
joke
tismesara
says:
kinda funny
Add a Comment
Login
to Comment. Not a member yet?
Sign up
Related Clips
Kohl's will sell you a fine jew...but only...
Too Kewl for Beadience Skool
Why Women Hate Men - The Blog
Irreligious Cartoons? Not A bit funny! Ok?
special special offer
Caturday: Get Your Own Box!
Do you have any protection?
More clips from
tismesara
N. Korea Hands Over Neculear Data
Long Nails VS IPhone
BMW Concept Car
Today's Top Clips
Marijuana improves memory
The Boy With The Incredible Brain
Vatican: Homosexuality is a "grave sin"
THE IMPRINTED BRAIN THEORY
Most Beautiful Homeless Hostel in the World
This Dog is Awesome!
What Happy People Don't Do
The Secret to staying Madly in Love
Time For Him To Go
1,800-year-old chariot found in Bulgaria
visit the
Top Clips page
View the Top Clips from
October 22, 2007
Embed This Clip In Your Site...
<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/734e6436-8942-4913-be67-d99b76b9c0bd/BC88EDCF-B9AE-43B7-AD32-1D4ED4FBDCA1/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2003/oct/10-24.htm" href="http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2003/oct/10-24.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">www.emmitsburg.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2003/oct/10-24.htm"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="92%" valign="top" height="16"><FONT size="2"><B><FONT face="Verdana">Make sure you know the lingo this Halloween ... </FONT> </B> </FONT><UL> <FONT size="2"> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Skeleton: Any supermodel. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. </FONT></LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Witch: See "Mother-in-Law." </FONT> </LI> <li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"><FONT face="Verdana">Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee </FONT></LI> </FONT></UL> <FONT size="2"> </FONT><P><FONT size="2"><I><FONT face="Verdana">Submitted by <A href="http://www.hillmancarpentry.com">Bill</A>, Narberth, PA. </FONT></I></FONT></P></TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BC88EDCF-B9AE-43B7-AD32-1D4ED4FBDCA1/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
Clipmarks
Home
New Clips
Top Clips
Dashboard
Popular Topics
News
Life
Science
Technology
Entertainment
Get Started
Sign Up
Install Clipping Tool
How Clipping Works
Clip-to-Blog™
ClipSearch
Tools and Resources
FAQ
ClipWeek
Top Clippers
Top Tags
Site Map
About Clipmarks
About Us
Contact
Blog
Copyright
Privacy
EULA
OK