Sexual euphemisms that'll never catch on


	Sexual euphemisms that'll never catch on

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4-10-2007 4:04 PM

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<P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">BY <A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/mailto:Ikharakh@bellatlantic.net">BENJAMIN KHARAKH</A></FONT></FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Taking the F train to Queens</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Getting a quart of milk and a carton of eggs from the store</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Forgetting to pick up your sister from soccer practice</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Paying extra for refills</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Trying on the sweater Nana sent you</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Dropping the car off at the mechanics</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">De-boning the salmon fillet</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Rewinding the tape before returning it</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Double-bagging the trash</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Checking the tire pressure</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Separating your colors and whites before doing the laundry</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Getting overcharged on the cheese</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Flipping that jackass the bird after he cut you off on the parkway</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Compounding 4 percent interest annually</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Lather, rinse, and repeating</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman"> </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Keeping up with current events</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Buying pants at Marshalls</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Ordering Chinese for lunch</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  </FONT><P><FONT face="times, times new roman">Signaling before changing lanes</FONT></P><FONT face="times, times new roman">  
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