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	parrot joke
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2-25-2008 11:35 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/53aa581a-3bd2-4dd0-9890-328b416064dc/BB7D54E2-DC05-449D-9DBA-7245C6038F84/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=113_118049203_190717_3065_151361_0_7615_224419_2416312620&Idx=13&YY=61084&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox" href="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=113_118049203_190717_3065_151361_0_7615_224419_2416312620&Idx=13&YY=61084&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox" style="font-size: 11px;">us.f459.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=113_118049203_190717_3065_151361_0_7615_224419_2416312620&Idx=13&YY=61084&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><P class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> <SPAN><FONT size="4">Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.  Since she had to</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="4" face=""><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">."</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="purple"><SPAN lang="EN-US"><BR /><BR /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="4" face=""><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">"Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">Spike. He won't bother you.  But,</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="purple"><SPAN lang="EN-US"><BR /><BR /></SPAN></FONT><FONT size="4" face=""><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.  But, just</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size="4" face=""><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the <BR />repairman</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">go about his work.</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Tahoma"><SPAN lang="EN-US"></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=113_118049203_190717_3065_151361_0_7615_224419_2416312620&Idx=13&YY=61084&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><P class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US"><BR />The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">yelling, cursing and name calling.  Finally the repairman couldn't contain</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">himself any longer and yelled,</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="navy"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="purple"><SPAN lang="EN-US"><BR /><BR /></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="black"><SPAN lang="EN-US">"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"</SPAN></FONT></B><EM><B><I><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma" color="blue"><SPAN lang="EN-US"> </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><FONT size="2" face="Tahoma"><SPAN lang="EN-US"></SPAN></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=113_118049203_190717_3065_151361_0_7615_224419_2416312620&Idx=13&YY=61084&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><P class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal"><BR />To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BB7D54E2-DC05-449D-9DBA-7245C6038F84/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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