Government Education . . . UK style


	Government Education . . . UK style

mklosinski

11-1-2009 10:26 AM

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mklosinski says:

Being from the USA. . . this sounds familiar.

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11-1-2009 11:10 AM

clip-on-tie

ha!

LOL

11-1-2009 11:17 AM

bignosemousie

Q. How is dew formed

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Creative.

11-1-2009 9:17 PM

The Infowarrior

A state education is not there to educate, it is there to indoctrinate. I thought much was obvious...

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