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	The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

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6-7-2008 1:47 AM

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"People are now talking about the ticket, <A href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/election2008/ig/Election-Funny-Pictures/Obama-Dunks-Hillary.htm">Barack Obama</A> and <A href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/election2008/ig/Election-Funny-Pictures/I-m-Melting.htm">Hillary Clinton</A>. Would that be a good ticket? And I think this would be the first, if you think about it, first combination of an African American man and a white woman since, well, Michael Jackson." --David Letterman</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/06/06/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-6.htm"><DIV>
"Hillary Clinton is ending her campaign, but really in the bigger sense it's sad because, think about it, there goes right down the drain the Clinton dream of a being a two-impeachment family." –David Letterman</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/06/06/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-6.htm"><DIV>
"Now that Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee, Americans are going to have to choose between the 46-year-old Obama and the 71-year-old <A href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/election2008/ig/Election-Funny-Pictures/McBush.-20F.htm">John McCain</A>. That's the choice. In other words, it's a choice between the Hillary-defeater or the Wal-Mart greeter." --Conan O'Brien</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BAE4DCE7-246A-4F01-B620-E00761366156/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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