<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/3a34a4e7-f167-47eb-b0bc-ba26eebb5082/BA1E7540-D3C8-4757-B321-F2042B92E1DC/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html" href="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html" style="font-size: 11px;">aliveandyoung.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Confucianism: Confucius says, "The Chicken crossed the road because the chicken crossed the road."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Buddhism: “There is no road.”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Hinduism: “This chicken used to be somebody on the other side of the road”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Islam: “The Chicken crossed because it was the will of Allah”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Agnosticism: “Did the chicken really cross the road? Is there even a chicken? Is there even a road?”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Materialism: "There is nothing else but chickens and roads."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Atheism: “There is No Chicken and there has never been a road.”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Protestantism: “The Chicken crossed the road because it says so in the bible.”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Presbyterianism: “The chicken crossed because it was bound to happen.”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Have you heard the good news about chicken?”</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Darwinism: “The chicken crossed the road because it was in its third stage of the evolutionary process from the islands off the cost of the cape and shared a common ancestor as the kiwi bird."</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://aliveandyoung.blogspot.com/2008/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Televangelism: "That Chicken is tax deductible if you donate it now."</LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/BA1E7540-D3C8-4757-B321-F2042B92E1DC/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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