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8-31-2007 3:57 PM

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–Tom Clancy</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://antistress.ro/2007/05/23/about-sex/"><P>“You know “that look” women get when they want sex?  Me neither.”
–Steve Martin</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://antistress.ro/2007/05/23/about-sex/"><P>“Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Woody Allen</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://antistress.ro/2007/05/23/about-sex/"><P>“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
–Rodney Dangerfield</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://antistress.ro/2007/05/23/about-sex/"><P>“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
–Camille Paglia</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://antistress.ro/2007/05/23/about-sex/"><P>“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.  The other eight are unimportant.”
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