"Our first difficulty was convincing the patients to insert dynamite up their rectums. We overcame that problem by forming the explosive in the shape of a penis." explained Al Qaeda Proctologist, Dr. Cheeksfo Ofnuts. "Then we had the problem of the patients wanting to insert more than one suppository at a time."

Despite early problems, the treatment held so much promise that trials continued with many terrorists making assholes of themselves in the process. The final straw came during field trials in Saudi Arabia when an Al Qaeda operative ripped himself a new one while trying to assassinate an anti-terrorist official there.

"There will be no more trials,", exclaimed Doctor Ofnuts, " until such time that we can overcome the propensity of the patients to stick multiple phalluses up their behinds!"