Heaven Or Hell, Your Choice

I gotta get into this god business.....!!!

wow! for a second I thought this was from the onion....

I already know I have a spot in hell but I don`t need the strippers. I think I`ll swap them for extra shots.

Ha! No refunds!

The only official distributor, straight from "the Board of Heavenly Officials", and NO REFUNDS?

There's something fishy about this! What if there's a delay, or a layover due to unforeseen conditions?

Is there any insurance that can be purchased against this? That would make it a smokin deal!

OMG

My credit card # is 5409...

Hahahahahahahaha,
One always needs the strippers Tany

This is like selling real estate on the moon and other planets. This is just another typical example of people whiling to pay for anything and that everything has a price. This sounds like an Oinion article.

I fear this world will turn out like the future world depicted in the movie Idiocracy.

But then again what they offer is similar to religion.

the bog section random mail is quite funny tho

I'm sure good manners can get you a lot of places 12.95 wont. I've seen plenty of cheap one way tickets, but the return legs costs a fortune. Not to mention accommodation costs. I also notice there's no free gift.
Perhaps they'd be great gifts. Now you can tell someone to go to hell, and you even bought them a ticket.(might take some forethought.)
Just as likely turn up at heaven's door with one of those tickets and be assigned to the economy section.

For another $7 you can name a star. (There are plenty to choose from) However the price of naming a star does not include a ticket to heaven. They might send the name into orbit, but depends on the package.

Happy mothers day debby

Thank you so much Tany I had such a wonderful day even though I miss my oldest daughter so very much . . . but I had a great time with great company in an absolutely fabulous restaurant. I feel so lucky sometimes