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	Bad Excuses

babygirl2882

9-3-2007 3:48 AM

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school, stupid parents

babygirl2882 says:

If these are true the parents need to be taken back to school when their children are not at school.

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9-3-2007 6:36 AM

mugofcoffee

interesting..the parents should be "ekscused" for writing such excuse letters...

9-4-2007 1:42 PM

suzikoh

oh it's such a relief to have a good laugh every now and then... thanks

9-4-2007 6:10 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

I love clips like this. Fabulous! Thanks!

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