 thisnamecantbetaken says: Wow. The beer bit is really profound!  Love it! We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system.Unlearning is one of the toughest to learn  No comments ... Rom 1:25 They exchanged the truth of God for a lie and worshiped and served the creation rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever! Amen. Yep! Make a god in your own image. Do you really want a god that looks just like you? Yuck. Geeezus, who are YOU, to make that judgement jatfla!  Finally, brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever, is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is of good repute, if there is any excellence and if anything worthy of praise, let your mind dwell on these things. [Philippians 4:8]. THAT is what I'm doing. I'm dwelling on something worthy of praise. BEER! *LMAO* Besides that jatfla, MY God has a fabulous sense of humour! (Sorry about yours.)  God created humour too, didn't he? Maybe you should dwell on that a little, jatfla. Hmm? God created me in his own image too btw and I'm sure he had a reason for that. God works in mysterious ways girl!! God may reside in all of us- just a little thought of my own. I always feel bad for jatfla- she really believes and keeps running across heathens like us, but in reality, if I knew her personally, I'm sure to respect her for her opinions, she just doesn't strike me like the type that shoves it down your throat, more like the kind that believes so strongly that you have to understand why she would get upset about perceived blasphemies. Hey TN lets get back to the soap thing and leave jatfla in peace - again, just a thought- I like the way your mind works dirish!! Heh, heh! Jatfla and I have always gotten along quite amicably (at least I think so) and I'm sure it was just the shock effect of the clip, that caught her off guard. Jatfla knows I believe in God. I also believe in science. She sees God through hers eyes and I see Him through mine. Thats' about all I have to say on that matter. Besides, I HAVE to clip beer stuff, it's in my jeans!! ... I mean genes. Com'on dirish!! Let's go find debbyski!! Naw, I'm done for the night- I told deb that I was gunna quit doing this since my classes started, but I got dragged into the unpleasantness with the German guy and his kind- so I've been kinda cruisin to keep our girl safe from wrongdoers and the ignorant. Still I saw the soap thing and some of those might hurt you before they'll do anything for me, stick with Irish Spring LOL anyway, a pleasure to make your acquaintance, and your certainly welcome to get my email from debbyski if you like- refer her to this clip for permission release ha-ha You are great in your own way my new friend, and if you need help with those that would defame you, don't hesitate- see ya later kid evil dan Aww dirish, you are coming back, aren't you?  Where would we be without our knight in shining armour? See ya later buddy and sooner than later, I hope. Have fun at school! We're gonna miss you! Jatfla, That was such a silly comment. Surely you had to know that TN wasn't serious. This clip was tongue in cheek! I expect better from you girl she really believes and keeps running across heathens like us, but in reality, if I knew her personally, I'm sure to respect her for her opinionsRespect dirish 4 your respectful comment ! So quick, in this fields of playing 'show me your God i'll show you mine', we found ourselves in the middle of an irreversible grotesque cockfight. Just to set things straight, this a BEER clip. I though that was obvious, but if someone wants to turn into a lesson i religion, then can they please do it somewhere else? Or else we can discuss Beer Gods. Let's just keep this clip on topic, shall we? I am not in the mood for anything but smiles today. If you feel you have no sense of humour, then my clips are not the place for you. Now... does anyone know a good beer joke? Now . . . . does anyone know a good beer joke?Heh, heh A pirate walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts" What's the similarity between making love in a canoe and **insert least favourite beer's name here** They're both f***ing close to water. There was this bear in a bar... (Don't read any further if you're easily offended by the "b" word..You have been forewarned.) Anyway, a bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and say "we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings " The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again tells him "WE don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings!!". The bear, very angry now, says "if you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender, once again says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." ... Has anyone ever considered that the image God created us in is not the physical one but of a state of mind with a soul? The soul being a personification of self. In that sense, perhaps we are only 6000 or so years old. You cannot argue that there was a time about 6000 years ago that the human being became a thinking, rational complex being capeable of building complex societies and works of art. WARNING, a stereotype joke! An American, an Englishman, and a Frenchman were on a cruise to the Antarctic. They were sitting at the bar together enjoying each other's company. The ship hits an iceberg Over the ships P.A. system comes the alert .... ABANDON SHIP:.... man the lifeboats .... man the lifeboats The Englishman springs to his feet and shouts, "women and children first." The American shouts, "fuck the women." The Frenchman continues to sit at the bar, tweaks his mustache and asks plaintively, "do you think we have time monsieur?" Have you ever wondered why Jesus' first miracle was the wine at the wedding? Sure, it had less alcohol than today's wine, but this miracle served a purpose... Everyone was relaxed and groovy for the wedding. That is one of God's messages to us... Just relax, it'll be fine. Have some wine (or beer), Praised be God! Actually in Matthew 11:19 Jesus was called a drunkard for drinking wine in the local homes of crooks and thieves, rfnajera. Just relax, it'll be fine.Right on! Could you tell me a better way to share the Gospel than over a good pint of lager? What I'm getting at is that you can only yell and threaten so much before you lose some of the people you're supposed to be saving. The hard-core attitude of preachers is what is driving people away from churches, not the message itself. God made beer because he wants us to be happy-Homer Simpson The hard-core attitude of preachers is what is driving people away from churches, not the message itself.If I could pop this clip again, I would!! Alright then, my turn- A guy from Cleveland ( who's name happened to be Dan ) walks into a bar and sits down- The bartender having never seen this gentleman before, and being a man of unscrupulous habit, bet the man from Cleveland that he couldn't make the horse that was sitting next to him laugh- The gentleman from Cleveland ( who's name happened to be Dan ) accepted the wager and thought for a second- He approached the horse and whispered into its ear. The horse began to laugh as though it was his first time smoking good weed- The bartender was angry, but he payed the gentleman from Cleveland ( who's name happened to be Dan ). The next week the gentleman from Cleveland returned to the same... The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, and this time I showed him - Oh yeah, be warned that I use bad language in this one, so don't read the joke if you are easily offended by the word horse! I pity you all. I have a son who has been so flippant. His life has brought him emptiness. Just in time for Christmas as he comes home. Jatfla, the way your son has chosen to live his life, is very sad, but is no reflection on me OR on beer. (I am assuming he chose to abuse alcohol?) In fact, it is I who pity you, for missing the whole idea of this clip. Why do I clip beer clips? Anyone ever wonder? To me, beer tastes of good times gone by and the promise of good times to come. Good company, good food, an ice cold beer in one hand and a fishing rod in the other, is one of my greatest pleasures in life and some of my happiest times have been spent that way, or just sitting down and sharing a good meal and a beer (wine) with friends. To raise your beer and say "CHEERS" and them around you all raise theirs and say "CHEERS", ... If fhe above rant doesn't explain things jatfla, would you mind elaborating on exactly why it is you think I need your pity? Do you think beer is evil? Will I burn I Hell for liking it? Is enjoyment the same as abuse? Is partiality equal to addiction? Unlike your son, my life functions just fine, because I do NOT abuse the privilege of enjoying alcohol. It's about self control, jatfla. Some have it, some don't Maybe your son didn't, but HIS failures do NOT make me OR beer, evil. Sorry, I'm just not buying it. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.Do you disagree with that? Why? *LOL* It's about living well! About friends, family,.sharing. love, peace, it's about being joyful and happy and learning and LIVING. (I also don't believe you have to be boring person, to be a good person.) It about the whole "eat, drink and be merry" thing. How can you possibly equate that with something that needs pitying? Sillyness. (PS) I think the whole "alcohol is evil" thing is a part of the Islamic faith, not the Christian. Isn't it? I dunno. Just a thought. @swampy I think Benjamin Franklin said that quote before Homer. It is of course, one of my favourites. The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his, and this time I showed him -OMG Dirish! How did I miss that comment! What's that line in Willy Wonka? "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." What would life be like without a sense of humor? I don't want to know! Here's a funny beer clip, ljsdesign. I CANNOT watch it without laughing. It just can't be done.  http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/695E7484-D58B-499E-AEF0-7E4B0FDC1025/ Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings. @TN Now that was funny Wildcat! I am so curious as to whether you are male or female. (No answer required) I am horrible at guessing this! I thought TN was a male and Jorjor was a female. One part of me wants to say male because of your keen interest in science. The other part of me wants to say that was a horrible sexist comment debbyski. Again, no answer required unless you feel comfortable doing so. I'm from Cleveland you know- I agree with "tncbt" and grieve for jatfla's son- but I wonder how will Christmas unfold there? There are those that can't deal with alcohol the same way that others do- It's simply not for everybody. I really feel like I have to say that your "pity" on the one hand is certainly a kindness found somewhere deep in your heart, yet on the other it proves me wrong in my first comment here, that you would indeed "shove it down my throat" I try in my own way to practice the philosophy of Christ in my daily life, which in no way should be confused with submitting to the dogma of a "man's" church. My life is my own as God gave it to me to live. No man will ever dictate the will of God for me or mine... Cleveland -anybody? get it? hello!!! And who's name happened to be Dan? *LOL* I got it. Debbyski should be making a comment any time now... wait for it dirish!! *LOL* Alcohol is like guns It is not evil but evil people abuse it But a drunkard cannot help themself because alcohol abuse affects the frontal lobe and that is where our reasoning ability comes from. It was once explained to me as this: If the problems in your life stem from the consumption of alcohol use you have a drinking problem. If you consume so much that you lose control of your faculties, you have a drinking problem. I had a drinking problem but I went on the wagon. I learned about the effects alcohol had on me and now I can drink anything I want or not. Most people have to stay on the wagon, I didn't. Alcohol no longer rules my life. 'm from Cleveland you know-I got it Dirish! You know you are from Cleveland when . . . You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can. Fellow CM followers Happy Holidays as I am pulling another heinie from the cooler, be warned that that dirish did not show the whole thing, just enough to make the horse cry.LOL dirish, you had to steal that joke from WV. *kisses TN* just for the sweetness of it ^_^ Awww... *kisses* back, Lifestar.  |
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