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	Standards for eating dropped bacon.

bignosemousie

2-23-2008 2:50 PM

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bacon, ettiquette

bignosemousie says:

Isn't dropping the bacon considered bacon abuse?

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2-26-2008 8:38 PM

kafugiel

Holy crap. That's a lot of bacon posts for one day!

2-26-2008 9:43 PM

bignosemousie

I know! Check out all the bacon clips in my Bacon Clipcast.

2-26-2008 10:33 PM

jatfla

My husband claims that the four basic food groups are bacon, coffee, chocolate, and bacon. :~)

This weekend we grilled chicken livers wrapped in bacon. Yum! Next, we're going to do shrimp wrapped in bacon.

Mousie knows what's good too.

2-26-2008 11:41 PM

bignosemousie

the four basic food groups are bacon, coffee, chocolate, and bacon.

Sounds good to me!

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- <STRONG>Tiled surfaces</STRONG> that look clean are safe to eat bacon off of.
- <STRONG>Carpeted areas in people homes</STRONG> without pets are safe. Just remember to pick off any fuzz you may find. If they do have pets eat at your own risk.
- <STRONG>Carpeted areas in public places</STRONG> are nasty so just leave your drop bacon behind and keep walking.
- <STRONG>Pavement or Sidewalks</STRONG> are tricky, if it looks like a clean area and that’s enough for you then eat it. But I may have second thoughts because outside animals can urinate anywhere they want.
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