Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay


	Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

croxlol

9-8-2007 9:59 PM

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croxlol says:

Omg.... thats why the world isnt changing

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went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes 
with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools 
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She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that
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