Great Quotes by Comedians


	Great Quotes by Comedians

GoldyWorld

6-10-2007 9:16 PM

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humor, comics

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6-10-2007 9:41 PM

RavenFox

lol great stuff

6-16-2007 6:15 AM

mona

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's
how dogs spend their lives."
--Sue Murphy

*pop* for that line alone! (although the others are funny too!)

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