Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down


	Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

swampfoxz

12-18-2007 5:21 AM

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swampfoxz says:

number one is great!

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12-18-2007 2:07 PM

Q-tips

number 2 for me!

12-19-2007 12:29 PM

gingembre

Funny alternatives to these two old saws: "XYZ" (examine your zipper) and "your barn door is open (don't let the horse get out)"!

12-19-2007 1:38 PM

dorine

Love these!

12-22-2007 12:47 PM

Rustee

Frankly I hope I don't have to use these (or have one used for me), but I'm gonna remember #3 in case I do.

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