scientists in Urugay have discovered the fossilised remnants of a skull believed to have belonged to a giant rodent that inhabited what is today South America a good two million years ago.
Specs: estimated weight = around 1000 kg; skull length: 53 cm.
don't supposed they'd be lured by a chunk of cheese cunningly hidden in a trap, would they?

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hahahahaha, mickfinn, that'd have to be one big fat lump of cheddar! fancy going back in time about two million years and giving it a shot? feel free to blog about your results. and don't forget to clip them - should never miss out on a chance for a bit of shameless self-promotion!