Thanks to terrorists, here come the airport rectal exams


	Thanks to terrorists, here come the airport rectal exams

clip-on-tie

9-28-2009 5:43 PM

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ass bomber, idiot terrorists, assholery, but let's not blame the terrorists, right, uh-huh

clip-on-tie says:

Let's just be thankful that no one has yet convinced a suicidal murderer that he could blow up a plane with his mind, because once that happens, we're all in for mandatory airport trepannations.

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9-28-2009 8:09 PM

shaor

Clipon; don't even sugest that on here!

9-29-2009 6:26 AM

merrie

9-29-2009 8:17 AM

shaor

Ain't no one going to look up my a--!

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