Pig catches politicians' 'flu


	Pig catches politicians' 'flu

foxyarse

7-2-2009 4:56 PM

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swine flu

foxyarse says:

The pig has been placed in quarantine in a castle on the Bahama Islands, and fed the special anti-politicians' 'flu diet of truffles, caviar and smoked salmon, while for drink the moat is filled every day with champagne.

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7-2-2009 5:15 PM

celestialdancer

7-3-2009 10:30 PM

tanyamm

Poor pigs, I hope they recover.

7-4-2009 2:01 AM

Deepti

The poor thing....

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