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Online Stars Who Wouldn't Have Real Friends [NSFW]
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10-24-2009 4:09 AM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/04143d82-663e-4c0c-a893-f4f4fd251ced/B40CEB9B-ED99-4EF3-A6FD-34C1D38859E4/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/" href="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.viraleruption.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/"><H1 class="entry-title">Online Stars Who Wouldn’t Have Real Friends</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/"><STRONG>THE LOSERS:</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/"><P>The losers are the kids who spent equal parts of their high-school lives having their hair dyed with Ty-D-Bowl, and taking apart their SNES just for fun. They are the kids who made personal vows that some day all of the jocks in their schools would watch with envy from behind a counter at Burger King and see how many friends and how much money they could make with their tiny arms, giant brains, and fucking enormous eyebrows. They are the kids who, as a whole, did end up making bank as the Web went world-wide and then used their Online prowess and money to make 6,210,578 “friends.” Too bad the jocks are all too busy getting head by the fry-cooker to notice.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.viraleruption.com/img/A75D43EA-8A94-4439-B085-2F10B1561A63" alt="Hosted by imgur.com" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/"><H3 id="toc-bram-cohen">Bram Cohen</H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.viraleruption.com/img/4463F94E-1F87-45FC-8E96-01E5E7CC3844" alt="Hosted by imgur.com" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.viraleruption.com/online-stars-who-wouldnt-have-real-friends/">Bram is the man that invented the popular media sharing software <A target="_blank" href="http://www.bittorrent.com/">BitTorrent</A>. He is a rarity among the losers in that he actually deserves our respect for using his brain and eyebrows to find a neat new way for me to steal movies.</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/B40CEB9B-ED99-4EF3-A6FD-34C1D38859E4/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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