even beyond reading # 12, you are nodding and laughing, but haven't ever noticed the absence of # 9...

That was real cute and I did scroll back up to look for # 9...
and I did laugh. I like making people laugh too.

True and great. Thanks for the laughter.

excellent! I plead guilty on all counts even number 9. How about surfing on your laptop in bed? I remember the old days when I used to read a book before going to sleep!

16. You lose your mind trying to explain to your kid what "clockwise" means.

so real...