Bizarrely calling Arabic the “language of science and of modernity,” Sarkozy suggested that “If we all learn Arabic now, we will fare better under the coming Muslim majority.”

Gore to Ask Congress to Abolish Climate Change

[...] now, with a Democratic president and Democratic majorities in both houses, the forces are aligned to abolish climate change once and for all—assuring Americans of this and future generations that normal weather will be allowed to reassert itself once humankind’s interference is eliminated.” “Carbon-based methods for producing energy must be eliminated,” Gore insisted. “Whether we do this via punitive taxes or regulation is not as important as that it be done. [...]

Due to heavy demand for speaking appearances and the accompanying busy travel schedule, Gore is expected to fly into Washington on a private jet to testify on behalf of his proposed legislation.

President Orders Gitmo Prisoners “Redeployed”

Ha!