My favourite one is.

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

lol.

hmm north and south poles will shift eh? you cant win with oil and now electricity.

I like the one about the Polar bears eating as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. It's really quite amazing since they live at opposite poles!

By the year 23327 when the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa, in the weightlessness of space male rhesus monkeys will hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises if they come in contact with Pepsi. Since some gerbils are actually born pregnant, frozen pea is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

That's how it is about the geomagnetic field forecast.