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	Bumper Snickers

ljsdesign

10-23-2009 7:49 PM

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ljsdesign says:

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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10-23-2009 11:01 PM

clip-on-tie

Ha! These are good!

10-23-2009 11:40 PM

lollipop10

hehehe
"save your breath,"

10-24-2009 10:07 AM

debbyski

Get off my ass before I start to like it!

10-24-2009 1:02 PM

lollipop10

hehe

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