President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day


	President Obama Receives Nobel Peace Prize, Pulitzer On The Same Day

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10-10-2009 6:56 PM

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"I feel so humbled", stated the President. "I feel like...well, actually calling up Hillary and telling her what to do with that Medal Of Honor she received over that ten-hour, pinned-down fire fight while she was in Bosnia."

The President responds: " I think the reason they gave it to me was they thought I had a nice smile..I floss regularly and last but not least, Michelle put a voodoo curse on the idiots."

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