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3-16-2008 12:10 AM312 views
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dakotayii says:
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized, "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well-informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
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3-16-2008 12:26 AM
alanocu
good ones!
3-16-2008 12:31 AM
alanocu
by the way thanks for the link to that letter to Kern - that really helped get me out of this funk I've been in...
3-16-2008 10:51 AM
righthand
The bat one is really great.
The nun one has a let down ending. Such a build up.
You never said if the logic nun went walking the next day.
3-16-2008 1:04 PM
dakotayii
@ righthand

Logic and math goes hand in hand. I think both of them will go out together some day but not the same path again because math will convince logic there is 50 percent chance they will be safe from the man. And this time the man will try to go for math, and since she knew the result from logic she will use the same trick. What do you think. Very interesting.
3-16-2008 2:20 PM
righthand
Good answer. Very good. I love logic. Not the nun now. Did you work this out yourself of did you know the answer. It was a great yearn. Fun, sex, drama, anticipation, what more?
3-16-2008 2:33 PM
dakotayii
@ righthand

Sorry it took me awhile, I have to think about it . i don't want to offend anyone by giving a nasty or stupid answer. And most of the time I never look go back and look at my clips. I am a lazy GUY>>>>>
3-16-2008 3:01 PM
dakotayii
@ alanocu

no problem
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