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8-27-2008 7:56 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/162b13a5-f62b-4c6d-8422-bdfc2e23d20d/B01E086D-84FB-4351-8564-7BCA17FA355B/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php" href="http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php" style="font-size: 11px;">www.nerdtests.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.nerdtests.com/jokes.php"><DIV>While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"</DIV><BR /><DIV>To which she replied, "I'm late for work."</DIV><BR /><DIV>"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"</DIV><BR /><DIV>I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?</DIV><BR /><DIV>And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"</DIV><BR /><DIV>"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."</DIV><BR /><DIV>"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot @sshole? " he asked.</DIV><BR /><DIV>"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."</DIV><BR />Traffic Ticket - $95.00<BR />Court Costs - $45.00<BR />Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/B01E086D-84FB-4351-8564-7BCA17FA355B/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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