2. "Vet"

(Open on a short-haired, twentysomething YOUNG WOMAN as she puts on a white lab coat in an X-ray room. A door opens and a VETERINARIAN appears holding a domesticated white rabbit, which the VET pets as it purrs gently. She throws the YOUNG WOMAN a stethoscope.)

VET: Now remember, people's animals are like members of their family. So it's important that we stress to them the gentle methods and safety precautions we employ while the pets are here in our supervision. Know what I mean?

(Cut to the same YOUNG WOMAN at Abu Ghraib, smashing a prisoner in the face with the butt of her rifle, hogtying naked prisoners, posing in front of a naked dogpile of blindfolded prisoners with a "thumbs up" as a cigarette dangles from her lower lip. Cut back to the VET's office, where the YOUNG WOMAN responds.)

YOUNG WOMAN: Yes, ma'am. (Accidentally laughs.)

VET: What's so funny?

YOUNG WOMAN: Nothing.

Yeah, Be all you can be.

And it turns out that, even if it were honest, much of the recruitment done in public schools is in violation of US-agreed UN protocol on recruitment of children.

And 101,000 per year of American soldiers have become casualties over the last six years. Suppose recruiters are obliged to make that clear?

Strength for Now, Disability for life....