The garage is all yours. - wow!!!! really the WHOLE GARAGE we sure lucked out on that one boys

Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Yeah because we have to worry about alimoniey

Car mechanics tell you the truth. - no they dont

The world is your urinal. - uve obviously never gotten a ticket for pissing in public

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - unless ur talking with a woman

You only have to shave your face and neck. - try it go on, it aint like shaveing ur legs i guarantee

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - im with upstatemike on this one

You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - excuse me ......if there...

The garage is all yours. - wow!!!! really the WHOLE GARAGE we sure lucked out on that one boys

Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Yeah because we have to worry about alimoniey

Car mechanics tell you the truth. - no they dont

The world is your urinal. - uve obviously never gotten a ticket for pissing in public

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - unless ur talking with a woman

You only have to shave your face and neck. - try it go on, it aint like shaveing ur legs i guarantee

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - im with upstatemike on this one

You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. - excuse me ......if theres a man in the car than chances are hes driving so yeah ive passed just as many as the girlfriend

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - i wish they would that way i could use my chest to get whatever i want (NO IM NOT BEING SEXIST ITS A VALID GENERALIZATION)

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - u got me there definetly a plus

One mood all the time. - i think i speak for everyone here with a penis....thats a win for the women

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.- thats all we have room for after stuffing the girlfriends bags in the trunk

this attempt at humour has left me wanting........and wondering if the men couldn't come up with a much better list

We can piss from tall objects without falling backward.

We can piss our name in the snow.

We can name our sex organ and its appropriate.

We don't leak once a month.

We don't have to plug the leak once a month either.

We get turned on by just about anything, Tuna, Wind, the sound of Vacuuming, crowded aerobics classes, Girls eating bannanas...etc

The movies that make women cry make us cry for another reason. Women can watch our types of movies.

We have no problem discussing farts. We also don't have to blame our offspring when we do, either.

We don't have to eat tofu.

Iron supplemets?

Small furry rodents do not attack us.

Dogs don't eat our underwear.

We only use hangars to make ...

We can piss from tall objects without falling backward.

We can piss our name in the snow.

We can name our sex organ and its appropriate.

We don't leak once a month.

We don't have to plug the leak once a month either.

We get turned on by just about anything, Tuna, Wind, the sound of Vacuuming, crowded aerobics classes, Girls eating bannanas...etc

The movies that make women cry make us cry for another reason. Women can watch our types of movies.

We have no problem discussing farts. We also don't have to blame our offspring when we do, either.

We don't have to eat tofu.

Iron supplemets?

Small furry rodents do not attack us.

Dogs don't eat our underwear.

We only use hangars to make you feel better.

Our socks don't go around our crotch.

Any sexual position is fine, Really.

We can go out in public with only one piece of clothing on.

Pluck is only in our vocabulary to descibe cleaning dead birds.

We have our own real fingernails.

Our lips, fingernails, toenails and hair are the correct color since birth.

Our head hair matches our pubic hair.

Sex is an easy cleanup.

Calendars are not sexually offensive- Even those Harley Davidson ones.

Cooking is fun.

Its very easy to orgasm.

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