N.H. passes law forcing old people to watch gays marry


	N.H. passes law forcing old people to watch gays marry

kkcapricorn

6-17-2009 3:03 PM

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law, new hampshire, weddings

kkcapricorn says:

Ooops....this time I was late at noticing this was from The Onion. That's what I get for staying up way too late last night. laugh at me

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6-17-2009 3:09 PM

cakebelly

Thanks, but I think I'll laugh with you

6-17-2009 3:40 PM

tanyamm

6-17-2009 5:39 PM

tweezer

WHAT AN OUTING A GAY CERAMONY HOW DIVERSE

6-17-2009 5:40 PM

ratilfar

6-17-2009 8:25 PM

debbyski

I luvs u Kathy, and I wish I'd found this first

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