“Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”

“Before you start,” said the big bloke in the corner, “, I’m Irish.”

“Don’t worry,” said the newcomer, “I’ll tell them slowly.”

Top of the morning to ye', from the top of the world. Sure where would we be if it wasn't for the famous Irish wit and humour? Hadn't you noticed that one of our great abilities that of coming across as not too smart is one of our engaging abilities? Who's the really smart one? The one with all the friends, and everywhere in the world or the smart ass with no friends.

We must thank our Yankee friends for showing the way with the celebration of St.Patrick's Day in the past. It is now celebrate in just about every country in the world. So thank you from the famous

Land of Saints and Scholars! (Saints are thin on the ground now.)

May the sunshine always on your face.
May God hold you in the palm of his hand
And may you be a half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead.

I like the potato joke! I also like being "slow"! Happy St Patrick's Day.