What to do if you see a chupacabra


	What to do if you see a chupacabra

bignosemousie

9-6-2007 11:07 AM

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chupacabra, humor

bignosemousie says:

For goodness' sake take a photo!

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9-7-2007 9:27 AM

wiccantexan

Poor Chupacabra. So misunderstood. But we love you, Chuy!

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