Fancy being Paris Hilton's British 'best friend'? If so, you need the following: bad hair, bad skin, bad teeth, bad extensions, bad dye-jobs and bad clothes. If you've caught the promo trailers, you'll know that I'm referring to ITV2's new reality show starring the American It Girl. In Paris Hilton's British Best Friend, the heiress jets into the UK with one mission: to find herself a bestest buddy from Blighty. Rule Britannia! I caught a preview of the first episode at the paparazzi-swarmed press launch held in a classy central London hotel. Oh, the irony! If the venue had reflected the programme's tone and content, we'd have all been invited to Faliraki to hang out with the only chavs not on the show.