The Wages of Sin List


	The Wages of Sin List

revenantdm

5-11-2008 10:37 AM

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<P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">BY <A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/mailto:davmccoy@bellsouth.net">DAVID W. McCOY</A></FONT></FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <P><FONT face="times, times new roman"><B>Leo:</B> Three vouchers, each good for one movie rental. (Valid on weekdays only.)
</FONT></P><P><FONT face="times, times new roman"><B>Cynthia:</B> $73.40 plus tips. (Warning: You must declare all tips!)
</FONT></P><P><FONT face="times, times new roman"><B>Andrew:</B> $634.90 minus deductions required for any breakage or smoke damage.
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</FONT></P><P><FONT face="times, times new roman"><B>Turner:</B> $17,150.00 via PayPal transfer, minus fees and agent's commission.
</FONT></P><P><FONT face="times, times new roman"><B>Corey:</B> Death.
</FONT></P><P><FONT face="times, times new roman"><B>Felicity:</B> $783.90 before deductions for flexible spending account and insurance.
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