Words With Two Meanings


	Words With Two Meanings

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10-15-2008 3:52 AM

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10-15-2008 4:59 AM

michellezm

It's a miracle that women are still attracted to men!

10-15-2008 6:09 AM

debbyski

Take it from me Michellezm, these male qualities can be a breath of fresh air from too much of a good thing

10-15-2008 6:43 AM

michellezm

There can be never too much of a good thing, Debs

10-15-2008 6:49 AM

debbyski

I have to wonder from time to time though Michellezm

10-15-2008 2:35 PM

keeth

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

10-18-2008 3:36 AM

burnthefatjourney

Sure, men and women are different and it takes a lot of work to find tranquility in a relationship. Here's to love, marriage and the occasional bottle of beer!

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