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	Vader Love

coconutshell

9-18-2008 5:59 AM

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darth, dartha, vader, star wars, funny, humour, captions

coconutshell says:

It's a caption contest over at Gizmodo. There were quite a few of the "lightsabers in the dark sides" ones which cracked me up.

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12-22-2008 9:21 AM

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"No.  NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ...
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