Wow. That’s a pretty loaded blog title. Maoist indoctrination? Hmmm. Well, I don’t buy into it being an excuse to declare martial law and enslave the white race. That’s a bit of a stretch.

Engineered plague? Only if you buy into the martial law and enslavement thing, yeah I can see you believing this one too.

But what really bites me is this swine flu vaccination is being shoved down our throat, and up our noses, under the guise of a national emergency while not nearly as many people have died from H1N1 as have those who get the regular flu every year and the Obama kids are not even going to be vaccinated. What’s up with that Mr. and Mrs. Obama?

A money making scam for Big Pharma? Now this is a conspiracy I can sink my teeth into.

If you read the second-last paragraph, you can see how the above statements are all tongue-in-cheek. America just under-ordered the vaccine. The only possible conspiracy is in some people trying to convince some people to not get the vaccine, so that the people living in the worst social and financial conditions have a good chance of dying from H1N1, and even that is a spurious one.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/27/h1n1.vaccine/

I'm in a couple of overlapping risk groups, and when I made my appointment, the response was "Don't call us, we'll call you".

Just wondering....since Michelle Obama watched the Yankees play in the first game of the World Series, does this mean that David Letterman’s gonna make a joke about her getting knocked up by Alex Rodriguez?

How is that even the least bit relevant?

I think they're trying to point out that every little move the Obamas make can somehow be linked to a tabloid-style conspiracy.

Oh, I see. They're morons. I understand.