Some satirical humor & survival adviced the entire articled


	Some satirical humor & survival adviced the entire articled

kkcapricorn

6-9-2007 2:23 PM

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satire, humor, advice

kkcapricorn says:

You need to read the entire article --LMAO-the politics & religion are hysterical

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6-9-2007 5:46 PM

debbyski

Turn about is fair play kkapricorn!

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