<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/408f406b-d8ee-40e6-9105-6843b1bcdd9b/AC9217EE-C80E-4CA4-83E8-35D83F9FB27B/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://fununlimited123.blogspot.com/2007/06/womens-english.html" href="http://fununlimited123.blogspot.com/2007/06/womens-english.html" style="font-size: 11px;">fununlimited123.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://fununlimited123.blogspot.com/2007/06/womens-english.html"><DIV>Yes = No</DIV><BR /><DIV>No = Yes</DIV><BR /><DIV>Maybe = No</DIV><BR /><DIV>I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry</DIV><BR /><DIV>We need = I want</DIV><BR /><DIV>It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now</DIV><BR /><DIV>Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later</DIV><BR /><DIV>We need to talk = I need to complain</DIV><BR /><DIV>Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to</DIV><BR /><DIV>I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!</DIV><BR /><DIV>You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot</DIV><BR /><DIV>You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://fununlimited123.blogspot.com/2007/06/womens-english.html"><DIV>Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs</DIV><BR /><DIV>This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house</DIV><BR /><DIV>I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper</DIV><BR /><DIV>Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!</DIV><BR /><DIV>I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep</DIV><BR /><DIV>Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive</DIV><BR /><DIV>How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://fununlimited123.blogspot.com/2007/06/womens-english.html"><DIV>Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful</DIV><BR /><DIV>You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me</DIV><BR /><DIV>Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/AC9217EE-C80E-4CA4-83E8-35D83F9FB27B/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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